Dingleberries

Dingleberries are a food served in prison. They are taken out of the toilet and off of people's anal hair, then served fresh.

Ingredients

 * 4 cups Dingleberries
 * Liquid shit (optional)

Recipe

 * 1) Eat enough food until you need to poop.
 * 2) Poop. Make sure some is stuck on your butt hair.
 * 3) Make at least 4 cups of Dingleberries (about 35).
 * 4) Serve fresh.
 * 5) Add liquid poop to it (optional).

Trivia

 * There is an advertisement campaign for it involving Mr. Hankey. He has a catchphrase for the commercial, as well; "They are SHHHHHHHHIT!".
 * WikiaDude is grossed out by them due to coming off of ass hair. I think everyone else is, too.